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buzzfeeds:

my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?

sixpenceee:
“Tortoise hatchlings eating a hibiscus flower. (Source)
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sixpenceee:

Tortoise hatchlings eating a hibiscus flower. (Source)

HEY YOU

justablueumbrella:

YEAH YOU

YOU’RE AWESOME

LOOK AT YOU

LIKE DAMN

YOU’RE DOING SO GREAT

YOU LOOK GREAT TOO

SO PROUD OF YOU

KEEP ON KICKIN’ ASS

HAVE A GREAT DAY SUPERSTAR

sixpenceee:
“The fastest one get’s the worm!
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sixpenceee:

The fastest one get’s the worm!

wingscanspeak:

shadowcon:

caetea:

katt-itonic:

aidn:

cizayox:

oreoprince:

qokuji:

I think you should watch this

yella creens

“handfools of yella crayens”

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

The guy narranting this is undoubtedly high af

@creepyfantasies

The first time I watched this I didn’t unmute it and I was like ‘oh this is neat,’ and then I unmuted it and the guy is just so fucking hilarious,

It’s so strange that no one recognizes Mr Rogers voice. I guess I really am old now.

benjaminbadpennywho:
“ thestirge:
“ So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what...

benjaminbadpennywho:

thestirge:

So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn’t have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there’s a man in his apartment, just standing there, with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who’s just entered and says, “This your place? ‘cause I broke in to rob you, but shit, man, you ain’t got nothin’. Wait here, I’m’a be right back.” And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. “I think I got you a bed, too, but that might take a couple days.”

So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn’t ask where they got the stuff.

Broglar.

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

shrexy:

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

this is the garnet of positivity

mayuthey:

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reblog in the next 5 minutes and you will be blessed with good mental health and good fortune

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